Tesla Cybertruck Will Have Neuralink Controls!

[Bigfoot DeLorean]

OK. Now you have my attention. LOL. Maybe I need to rethink my neuralink stance. If I have more than 1 beer will my ride home be swervy? Or will neuralink know to straighten out my driving?

Haha. The good news: neurolink can control your CT. The bad news: if you’re drunk, your CT is drunk. ?

another possible unintended effect - if you are using neuralink...and fall asleep...and start dreaming about the Mad Mad movie you watched last night or when you were playing grand theft auto the other day...

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[Old Pro]

The Tesla Cybertruck will have Neuralink Controls! What is Neuralink, you may ask? Even if the Cybertruck is not on Autopilot, you'll still be able to control it without using the steering wheel. Intrigued? I invite you to check it out:

Will I still be able to attach my suicide knob?

 

[Hoppi]

Haha. The good news: neurolink can control your CT. The bad news: if you’re drunk, your CT is drunk. ?

another possible unintended effect - if you are using neuralink...and fall asleep...and start dreaming about the Mad Mad movie you watched last night or when you were playing grand theft auto the other day...

So... Will my CT know when I'm dreaming of going out for a drive? Will it tell on me to Elon when I get all ecstatic about some new Tesla release? If I see a pretty lady walking on the sidewalk as I drive by, will it pull over for me to talk to her? Instead of just acting on my impulses, will it talk to me through the neuralink and make actual voices in my head? Perhaps talk me down from taking too aggressive of a path over an off-road trail? They say that people start to look like their pets over time, will I start to look like my CT or the other way around? If the CT is in my head, who ultimately is in control?

Ahhh.... Too many questions. I think I better wait a while on neuralink.

 

[Balthezor]

Come on guys. Let's get our heads out of our asses.

The amount of BS Youtube videos out there about Tesla just to get views is getting a little ridiculous.

 

[cyberforce]

Here is a video of Elon announcing it: Video Of Elon Announcing Neuralink Control of Teslas

Elon also talked about rocket engines on the roadster... Lol still not buying it.

 

[ajdelange]

You mean if while I am driving my Tesla the Neuralink will react and take me to nearest bar if I am thinking of a cold beer?

No. It will make you feel just as if you are in a bar drinking a cold beer, eating chicken wings or perhaps even a different kind of establishment that provides beer, chicken wings and "services".

 

[Team Platypus Deathmatch]

I can already drive just by using my mind to control my vehicle. It's just that there are quite a few physical things that my mind chemically and mechanically operates to move the car forward.